Leicester City's Wes Morgan has apparently entered into some kind of agreement with Captain Morgan rum, which caused us to wonder why this wasn't a thing already. It also got us thinking about Toby Keith for some reason, which is why we made up this song (to the tune of "Rum is the Reason"), for which we are deeply sorry.
Also, feel free to sing along.
I heard that Arsene
keeps some good-ass reisling,
On the touchline at the Emirates
That guy Jurgen Klopp
has lager non-stop
when he stalks about and celebrates
Neither could get even
with the Foxes last season,
their title, rare as a pearl
Yeah, rum is the reason Leicester never ruled the world
And that Jamie Vardy,
wants at his party
Skittles vodka and racism
The world's been struck dumb,
Wes Morgan hawks rum
fueling football fans' escapism
Cashing in on his name
and his newfound fame
captain Wes's flag has now been unfurled
No, rum is the reason Leicester never ruled the world
They ain’t getting much done in England since they won but they advanced in the Champions League
Their domestic form is numb but drinking some dark rum should make up for their Premiership fatigue
Their goal of the day is a tall Cuba Libre chased down with a 12 oz curl
Yeah, rum is the reason Leicester never ruled the world
They ain’t getting much done in tin England since they won but they advanced in the Champions League
Their domestic form is numb but drinking some dark rum should make up for their Premiership fatigue
Their goal of the day is a tall Cuba Libre chased down with a 12 oz curl
Yeah, rum is the reason I guess...
Hey, rum is the reason Leicester never ruled the world
Take it home coral reefers, haha…
Yeah
(again, we're sorry)
