I love Dinho. You love Dinho. We love Dinho. Everybody loves Dinho. Dinho is good and cool. Dinho is fun. I wish I was as happy about anything as Dinho seems to be about everything.
Dinho played in a charity match for Pope Francis and had lots of fun.
Dinho played keepy-uppy with Francesco Totti and Diego Maradona and had more fun than you or I could even fathom.
Dinho got an assist and it was the most fun assist anyone has ever assisted, tied for first with all of Dinho's other assists.
Dinho hit the ball off his back because that is the most fun body part to hit a soccer ball with on purpose, tied for first with all of Dinho's other body parts, even his hands.
When Pope Francis' Popehood ends, we should make Ronaldinho the new Pope. He'd be the most fun Pope ever.
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