Watch This Fantastic Udinese Team Goal, Finished Off By KEVIN LASAGNA

Udinese forward KEVIN LASAGNA finished off a great team move to put Udinese up 3-0 on Crotone in Serie A.

This goal has some layers to it, y'all.

Udinese put three goals past Crotone in Serie A on Monday, and the best of the bunch was the third, a delicious, flavorful team move finished off by ...

(opens oven)

(takes megaphone out of oven, wearing oven mitts, obviously, because the megaphone is really hot)

(blows on megaphone to cool it down a bit)

KEVIN LASAGNA.

I have been looking for an excuse to write a sequel to this article and KEVIN LASAGNA has mercifully given me a reason.

This goal has everything: sausage, small fried meatballs, neapolitan ragu, ricotta, mozzarella, hard-boiled eggs, spinach, zucchini, olives, mushrooms, onion, basil, garlic and oregano. Baked in the oven for 50 minutes at 375 degrees. Left to cool on the counter before being served. And you know who got served? Crotone. You know who served them?

Kevin Lasagna.

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