Dom Dwyer is an American citizen. He celebrated his American citizenship by blasting the USMNT ahead of Ghana in the 19th minute of his first cap.
Everyone, meet @Ddwyer14. @Ddwyer14, meet everyone. A dream #USMNT debut for the 26-year-old! pic.twitter.com/41cLap5kGK
— U.S. Soccer (@ussoccer) July 1, 2017
Not to be outdone, Kellyn Acosta, whose hype train has been rumbling for some time, scored a gorgeous free kick early in the second half.
goals for the #USMNT in today's win over Ghana.
Here's the team's second of the match from @FCDallas' @KellynAcosta! #USAvGHA pic.twitter.com/TtE3gE3tlt— Major League Soccer (@MLS) July 1, 2017
Thanks to Dwyer and Acosta, the USA can celebrate Independence Day as winners, having triumphed 2-1.
They are your heroes this Fourth of July weekend, and should be treated as such. I say we make Acosta, with his range and pace and work rate, Secretary of Energy. Rick Perry sucks anyway. Dwyer, given his dual-citizenship with England, would be perfect for Secretary of State. I expect these cabinet changes to be implemented posthaste.
