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DEAL WITH IT: Incredible Instinctual Volley From +35 Yards

We get it, Germany, you are really, really good at soccer. Even your fourth division U19s are really, really good at soccer. Case in point, this obnoxiously audacious goal from BW Hollage vs BV Cloppenburg.

This is what happens when an instinctual player is playing at the top of his game. He didn’t think about this. He didn’t envision those two touches and that strike as the ball was thrown towards him. Planning is over rated. F*** IT! WE’LL DO IT LIVE! That’s what this guy was thinking before he unleashed this volley…that should honestly get him committed to an insane asylum.

Do you guys see how how out he is? We know that the camera angle and depth of field and all that good stuff probably makes this look like it is coming from a lot further out than it actually is, but he had no license to shoot from there. But look out, we got a bad ass over here, a badass that don’t need no stinkin’ license. 

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