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D.C. United Got Scored On By A Team That Doesn't Train And Meets At A Liquor Store

Christos FC are not a pub team. They are a liquor store team, and they briefly took the lead against D.C. United Tuesday.

Christos FC is an amateur team based in Baltimore that does not train and is headquartered in a liquor store. They played D.C. United on Tuesday in the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup. This is what happened:

Of course, it all went downhill from there, which is what happens when you drink heavily, don't exercise and play soccer against professionals. D.C. United won 4-1, but what a moment! Christos FC took the lead! Against D.C. United! In a real game!

Next time we are in the neighborhood, we are definitely stopping by Christos Discount Liquors.