Watch Christian Pulisic Casually Skinning Real Madrid Players Alive

Borussia Dortmund largely sucked in the Champions League group stage, but American international Christian Pulisic did some cool stuff.

I don't think I can say anything about Christian Pulisic that hasn't already been said. The kid is good. Just ask Real Madrid.

Ultimately, Pulisic's effort was in vain as Borussia Dortmund finished the group stage with just two points and are only in the Europa League now on goal differential. They ended up losing to Real Madrid 3-2, which is respectable if not exactly encouraging.

The rules of soccer writing demand we make a U.S. Men's National Team comparison here, so, sure, why not?

At least the Europa League, with Arsenal, Borussia Dortmund, Atletico Madrid, RB Leipzig, Napoli, AC Milan, Lazio, Real Sociedad and Nice, will be great fun.

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