Today Would Be Zlatan's Birthday If Zlatan Aged Like A Normal Human

Zlatan is 36 in human years, but we're not sure how many that is in Zlatan years.

It is Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthday today. Today, October 3, 2017, Zlatan turns 36 in people years. I say in people years because we all know Zlatan is actually ageless. A descendant of the stars.

You don't have to get Zlatan anything. Zlatan already has everything he could possibly need (except for a functioning knee but he's working on that). Instead, celebrate Zlatan's birthday with 13 minutes of beautiful Zlatan goals.

Zlatan, it must be said, pretty much looks the same as he did at the beginning of his career. His hair is a little longer and he grew a little moustache, chin-patch facial hair combo, but those are the only real differences, outwardly, between 23-year-old Zlatan and 36-year-old Zlatan.

So, again, happy Zlatan birthday, everyone. Go out and do something outrageously confident today. Shoot your shot. Like Zlatan would.

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