Youth Team Gets Blasted By A Rogue Sprinkler, Triggering Chaos

Do a victory lap on the pitch, they said. It will be fun, they said.

Here it is, the most fitting visual representation of Monday you’ll ever find. Friday was all smiles, cheers and waves (especially if you just touched down in Nashville to celebrate a bachelor party), and then Monday violently appeared only moments later — blasting you in the face with a jet stream of tepid sewage water. 

You were lost in the sauce, but now it’s time to wake up and reap what’ve you’ve sown. Monday's coming in hot. 

Having said that, these Colchester U-11s certainly didn’t deserve this kind of rogue sprinkler treatment. They didn’t dig their own graves out of Miller Lite, Fireball and absinthe, no. Their only crime was being in the wrong place at the wrong time. 

I doubt these English lads have ever even heard of honky-tonk, and nobody tell them. Haven't they suffered enough?

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