Some Soccer Stuff That Happened In 2017
What a year 2017 was! You know what happened in 2017? Soccer stuff. Lots of soccer stuff. SO MUCH SOCCER STUFF.
So, let's go over some of the highlights.
Zlatan Decided He's A Lion For Some Reason
— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) August 11, 2017
Wayne Shaw Ate A Pie
Sutton's backup goalkeeper is all of us, and we are all Sutton's backup goalkeeper https://t.co/FvgE05KjZL— SB Nation Soccer (@SBNationSoccer) February 20, 2017
ATHLETES HAVE TO CARB-LOAD, WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE TO KEEP SAYING THIS.
A Monkey Brought Out The Match-Ball
(è il momento giusto per taggare @marcomaioli1)
— Gabriele Anello (@nellosplendor) November 27, 2017
A Good Dog Ran On The Field And Gave A Good Interview After
— TyC Sports (@TyCSports) September 18, 2017
The USMNT Failed To Qualify For the 2018 World Cup
So Did Italy, Chile And The Netherlands, Though
IT STILL HURTS.
Chelsea Almost Signed Ross Barkley
It's OK, Ross. We hate going to the doctor too.
Antonio Conte Looked Like He Wanted To Kill Someone
Diego Simeone Also Looked Like He Wanted To Kill Someone
Antonio Conte and Diego Simeone are hit men.
Various Tunnel Fights
Thank you New York Red Bulls and Toronto FC for having your tunnel fight filmed. Still anxiously waiting for the Manchester derby video to surface, though.
Simon Mignolet Rode A bicycle
— Simon Mignolet (@SMignolet) July 27, 2017
The picture on the bottom right. I can't. I just cannot.
Jurgen Klopp Wore A Silly Hat
My goal in life is to be as happy as Jurgen Klopp in his umbrella hat pic.twitter.com/RXRl8YbSi5— Creegs (@j_creegan) July 3, 2017
A Man Tried To Catch Mark Noble's Shirt
Mark Noble killing a man pic.twitter.com/6cKXkSn6C3— Max Baldwin (@maxbaldwin16) October 25, 2017
Just let the children have the shirts, y'all.