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Jose Mourinho Says Manchester United Got A Lotta Enemies

Fixture congestion tryna drain Manchester United's energy.

Speaking with the BBC, Jose Mourinho says that he "found a sad club" when he arrived at Manchester United. He also said, "We have lots of enemies. Normally it would just be Rostov but we have a lot more." Mourinho then did his own version of Drake's "Energy" off of If You're Reading This It's Too Late (not really).

(Play the video, but substitute the lyrics below.)

United got enemies, got a lotta enemies

Fixture congestion tryna drain Manchester United’s energy

They tryna take the fooooourth from Jose

F**kin’ with the Special One and pray for Pogba’s hamstring

I got rivals in real life like Antonio Conte

F**k attacking football leave that to Chelsea

I got real s**t poppin’ with Roy Keane too

I got Marouane Fellaini on the bench, what we gon’ do?

I got summer transfers planned, $150 million in total

I got Europa League still try f**kin’ me over

I got journalists that I gotta act like I like

But my actin’ days are over, f**k them journos for life, yea

United got enemies, got a lotta enemies

Fixture congestion tryna drain Manchester United’s energy

They tryna take the fooooourth from Jose

F**kin’ with the Special One and pray for Pogba’s hamstring 

I got Liverpool lookin’ down, man, like I give a f**k

I’ll buy this man Lukaku, I’ll buy this man Bakayoko

I’ll buy this man Mbappe, I’ll buy this man Veratti 

I keep buyin’ s**t just make sure Rashford never plays at all

I got b**ches askin’ me about my decision to put three in the backliiine

But I just want to talk about the scoreliiine

And tell you fixture congestion gives us no tiiime

Just to get a FA fiiiine

Eva Carneiro I don’t ever wanna see

I got new sports medicine specialists distributing bananas for free

I hear everybody talkin’ about when we gon’ be

As good as Manchester United under LvG

I don’t want Bastian Schweinsteiger, he can leave for free

Bout to call Luke Shaw a goober, he looks overweight to me

I hear fairy tales ‘bout how they gonna sack me

Well sack me in the morning and I’ll finally be free 

United got enemies, got a lotta enemies

Fixture congestion tryna drain Manchester United’s energy

They tryna take the fooooourth from Jose

F**kin’ with the Special One and pray for Pogba’s hamstring