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This Double Nutmeg Is The Stuff Defenders' Nightmares Are Made Of

What would you do if you were this forward? Would you quit soccer forever, knowing you would never do anything as cool as this? Would you call FIFA and demand a FIFA #TheBest Award for what you just did? Would you run back to the two defenders you just roasted and give them a look like "yeah you know what time it is"? Would you be a good sport? A bad sport? Would you freak out? Would you remain as stoic as a statue?

I would do all of those things.

Cue the Talking Heads.

It's like a train going through a tunnel. Just glorious.

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