Dirk Kuyt's 5-Year-Old Son Will Destroy You

Former Liverpool attacker Dirk Kuyt posted some pretty impressive footage of his son.

Dirk Kuyt's five-year-old son is about as good as you would expect the progeny of a very good attacker formerly of Liverpool and the Dutch National Team to be.

Which is to say Dirk Kuyt's kid is very good.

No one knows what the future holds, but little Kuyt appears to have a bright one.