15 Player Endorsement Deals That Need To Happen Right Now

These player endorsement deals are extra-extra.

Endorsing products is a great way for footballers to earn money in addition to their salaries. Most players take advantage of this in some way, some more than others. Some players, though, are not taking as full advantage of the product-endorsing racket as they could be, The18 has decided. Specifically, these 15 (or so) players need to endorse these 15 products/brands RIGHT NOW.

Alex Morgan-Disney World

Maybe she could get her friends at the Orlando SWAT team to help out in advertisements.

Steven Gerrard-Slip ’N Slide

What? Too soon?

Cristiano Ronaldo-Taco Bell

There is like an 80 percent chance Cristiano Ronaldo does not know what a Doritos Locos Taco is.

Lionel Messi-Turbotax

Sorry, this is incorrect. It should read, "Lionel Messi's dad for Turbotax." The18 regrets the error.

Roberto Firmino-Crest Whitening Strips

This is not even a joke someone please make this happen.

Matt Bester-John Deere

Nothing runs like a Deere.

Happy Kansas Day! #sunflowers #tractors #stereotypes #BestState #KS #USA

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(Please disregard the fact that the tractor in the photo is a Kubota. Thank you.)

Kevin Lasagna-Stouffer’s

He’s going to have to fight Freddy Adu for it but it would be funny.

Josh Windass-Bean-O


Samir Nasri-Drip Doctors


Xabi Alonso-Turbotax

Look I know I already did this joke but a lot of footballers cheat on their taxes.

Javier Mascherano-Turbotax

Seriously, a lot of footballers cheat on their taxes.

Robert Lewandowski-Touch of Gray

Never forget.

Sometimes you need to change something 

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Johnny Evans, Boaz Myhill, Gareth Barry and Jake Livermore-Mcdonald’s

This one is also completely serious.

Andrea Pirlo-Bud Light

We have inadvertently come up with the concept for the greatest Super Bowl ad of all time, please make this happen.

Mario Gotze-Viagra

Follow the Pirlo-Bud Light ad with this and soccer will have made it in America.