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Carlos Vela Maybe Missed Training To Go To A Chris Brown Concert

The adventures of Carlos Vela have taken a potentially serious turn for the worse.

The reason, ostensbly, is is gastroenteritis. The stomach flu. Flu-like symptoms. Oh God.

We take you now to the National Basketball Association, which has the most public relationship with flue-like symptoms of all the sports.

Yes, in sports "flu-like symptoms" are often a byword for "hangover." This does not look good for our young friend Carlos. Especially because he was reportedly spotted at a Chris Brown concert the night before.

Don't do it, Carlos. Don't start missing practice for the likes of Chris Brown. Chris Brown hits women. And his music is awful. Get your s*** together and go to practice, Carlos. Trust us.

Contact The18 Staff Writer Sam Klomhaus at Klomhaus@The18.com or follow him on Twitter @SamKlomhaus

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