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Norwegian player scores screamer and says he’s going home to jerk off in postgame interview

A postgame quote from Norwegian and Rosenborg striker Ole Saeter went viral after he said he planned to go home with his phone in one hand and his privates in the other.

Saeter, 28, opened Rosenborg’s season off with a bang scoring a blistering goal from long-range. His side went on to win 2-0 with the second goal coming late in the game.

Then came the postgame interview where the striker gave one of the most unhinged answers we’ve ever heard.

Ole Saeter postgame interview

When asked about the goal he said that he didn’t really remember the moment but did provide a descriptive detail of his plans for celebrating.

"I'm going home, phone in my left hand, cock in my right hand, I'm going to enjoy myself. It will be a late night,” Saeter said.

I can’t say I’ve ever wanted to understand Norwegian more in my life than right now. 

Saeter won’t be winning any role model awards with quotes like this, but he’ll surely be gaining some fans if he keeps giving wild postgame interviews.

Saeter and his club will be hoping for a strong 2024 season after finishing ninth in the last campaign. Ninth is the worst finish Rosenborg have had in Norway's top flight since the 1977 season.

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